take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.

From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)

by Roberto y Maria August 19, 2011

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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

by The Original Ass Hat July 28, 2008

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take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

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I take my leave

A polite way of dismissing oneself from a meeting, gathering, conversation, or any situation that you may need to be excused from.

I thank you for your generosity and understanding and with that, I take my leave.

Well, tonight was most wonderful but I'm afraid I must take my leave.

by SnarryShipper3 December 23, 2016

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