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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
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take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another
me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"
by GlazeHer April 22, 2015
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I take my leave

A polite way of dismissing oneself from a meeting, gathering, conversation, or any situation that you may need to be excused from.
I thank you for your generosity and understanding and with that, I take my leave.

Well, tonight was most wonderful but I'm afraid I must take my leave.
by SnarryShipper3 December 23, 2016
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I Don't Take No Shit

The Act of not taking any shit from a relative or friend.
Bitch: Brah your looking like a faggot in that V Neck

You: Bitch I don't take no shit!
by Kidwhodoesn'takeanyshit June 9, 2011
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Taking the Cosby kids to the pool.

The act of depositing multiple pieces of feces into a toilet at once.
Where`s T Money? Dude, he's "Taking the Cosby kids to the pool."
by T Money1981 August 25, 2009
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take off your cool

Otkast Lyric, meaning, 'kick back' 'relax'or 'calm down'
Dave: "Man i'm so stressed, life's too hard."
Bob: "Hey, take off your cool man"
by Jack121 October 24, 2006
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She’s Sure Taking It Well

We decided to try
Going our own ways for while
And give each other some space
But I never dreamed it would be miles
I thought she would cry
While she was packing up

I guess something isn't wrong enough

She's sure taking it well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well
There go all of my dreams
Melting like sugar in the rain
I would love to believe
She's only smiling through the pain
All the tears are mine
Shouldn't she be sad
After losing everything we had

She’s Sure Taking It Well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well

She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
by Death Menace June 27, 2022
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