A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.
by wise mystical tree October 04, 2022
Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?
Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !
Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !
by Kickoff2ndOP May 01, 2021
by Rawrjarrr August 15, 2024
The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
by Doll.Face September 19, 2021
During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.
P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023
When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
by Harleigh Grabham November 15, 2023