Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone, no dressing.

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.

by YETYland February 9, 2017

Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.

“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”

by 0712 August 8, 2018

Toss the Salad

The act of moving furniture in your friend's house.

Jim: "I just got a new couch, want to toss the salad in my living room tonight?"

Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"

by 01Pineapplez01 January 17, 2025

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

tough salad

the most hard salad you could ever eat

man thats tough salad

by loudclearbueaty April 27, 2017

Salad finger

Finger banging a chicks ass!

Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009