When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.
Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!
by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021
Get the Turnpike Saladmug. by avethegoat June 25, 2022
Get the Ceaser Saladmug. Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.
by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023
Get the Salad fingersmug. A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.
Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.
by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024
Get the run-on saladmug. by PimpdaddyD69 February 7, 2025
Get the Salad bowlmug. When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique
Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”
by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020
Get the Creampie Saladmug. I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020
Get the Air fried tossed saladmug.