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Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich by DaClub January 27, 2018
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Macke Rule 

The Macke Rule refers to a situation where a group of individuals or individual is unable to complete a simple task in a specified time. Typically, the individual would then ruin the entire group’s enjoyment of the would be completed task.
The invitations for teams were sent days in advance, but Christopher pulled a Macke Rule and ruined it for everyone.
Macke Rule by allenr22 July 21, 2018

Merci Rule 

when you run 0.01 of a mile so you decide to spoil yourself with 18 bigmacs
damn, i think its time for a Merci Rule!
Merci Rule by slimyhibber October 22, 2018

Yonder Rule 

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.
I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”
Yonder Rule by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019

The Rule of So 

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.
Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."
The Rule of So by Ultrazenmode August 25, 2020