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bass player hands 

This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.
Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."
bass player hands by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017
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Spectre player

A garbage Counter-Strike player that plays Spectre retake servers somehow gets kills, and thinks he’s a God
Spectre player by Ch33kyCh33ks February 25, 2019
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Solid fortnite twitch streamer and youtuber
“Did you watch NJM Plays last night?”

“No, why?”
“He hit a 476 meter no-scope turnaround snipe
“That’s nothing new for him”
njm plays by Zh23 June 16, 2019

Boss Player 

A boss player is a person who has complete control over his or her emotions. A person who has vision and see’s the bigger picture in life. A person who is financially secure and lives life how ever they desire.
Boss players never cry over spoiled milk.

Backseat Chess Player 

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.
Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

Freak Space Cadet Bass Player 

Cliff Burton, the Man, the Myth, Legend himself. The Greatest bassist of all time.
" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"

Keep it on the playground 

To realize that you’re not able to play with the big kids, or sit at at the big girl table. So you stay where you’re familiar and can play with those who share a common theme, children on the playground.
She was trying to come for me but I saw that her closure was not melted, she better keep it on the playground.

Trump think this little $1200 gonna make me vote for his ass, he needs to keep it on the playground and send another one.