Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

penis chugger

The name of a bouncer when he kicks you out of a bar.

you, you, yes you... you're a PENIS CHUGGER!!

by cstone12 September 21, 2010

penis szn

it’s the season for the girls. all they get is penis, all they wear is penis, all they eat is penis, all they feel is well penis. happy penis szn y’all!

omg do you guys feel that i can tell penis szn is almost here!

by penisszn November 17, 2019

Garden Penis

A sneaky, slithering serpent that is known to hide in bushes, specifically in taco bell drive-thrus.

Hey Kareem! Look at that Garden Penis! It's just a dick in the bushes!

by L0LC47 June 1, 2010

penis storage

a girl who sleeps around with guys whether the guy has a girlfriend or not. she doesn't care.

that stupid penis storage is sleeping with my boyfriend!

by original spice March 6, 2007

penis mcflurry

A Maccaz Mc.Flurry with penises in them...

A penis McFlurry thanx!!!

by Tegs July 11, 2006

twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.

Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011