Fake Friend

Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀

Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

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FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020

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Fake High

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.

"Dude you look fake high as balls!"

by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018

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Fake Cheng

Your so called "best friend" will try to get with your ex or your current girlfriend and attempt to get nudes. Also will sometimes accuse others of being fake even the ones that are close to him.

Don't hit up my ex for nudes. Don't pull a Fake Cheng.

by Fake Cheng July 5, 2018

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Fake

Someone who generally is fake is someone who would just be your friend to get things from you. If someone is fake, they will ask you for a favor, and as soon as the favor is done with, they aren't your friend until you do them another favor.

Steven: "That guy Nick is so fake! He just acts like he likes me so I can give him answers in math!"

by TheRealOneIsMe March 27, 2019

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