I burst through the door holding Lilah by her thighs while kissing her passionately. I practically sprint to the bedroom and throw her on the bed, I say “I only have an hour till my gf gets home” and lilah says “I don’t care mami, right now you’re all mine. I slowly unbutton her blouse while kissing her with all my force and when I finally get down to her pants she lets out the slightest moan. “Are you ready for the ride of your life mami?” I say while slowly pulling down her lingerie. Finally I stick my tongue right in her tight pussy “EAT THAT PUSSY MAMI!!!” She says as I get as deep as I can in her pussy. I pull out for a second just to see her pussy throb then I stick an 11’ dildo right in her pussy. She goes “AUGHHHHHH YES MAMI YOUR SKILLS MAKE ME WANT TO CUM SO BAD!!!” Then she makes me pull out and says “your turn” so we go to the shower with both of us fully naked as she carries me and sucks my huge rock hard tits. We turn it on and right away she sticks the dildo in my and says “say my name or ill go harder” “MAMIIIII OUGHHHHH THAT MAKES ME WANNA CUM ALL OVER YOU” I say and she still goes harder and she hits my g-spot making me fall to the ground “oughhhhhh im cumminggggg, EAT ME OUT MAMI!!!! GIVE ME WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR” she eats me out and I orgasm 7 times in a row. Then my gf walks in the door.
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Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
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