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Vacuum a kiss 

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
Vacuum a kiss by nolandc September 15, 2019

No homo kiss 

To avoid being gay two people of the same sex kiss a person of the opposite sex after one another
1) bro I want to kiss you so bad

2)dude me too but that’s gay

1) what If we no homo kiss bro?
2)oh yeah! Ask someone if they’re able to help
3) oh I can help!

1 kisses 3
3 kisses 2
No homo kiss by Xeavor October 25, 2019

National French kiss day

On January 30th it will become national kissing day
I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day

Premium rainbow kiss 

When a rainbow kiss isn’t exciting enough so you insert skittles into the menstrating female then swap the semen blood and skittles by kissing.
I’m bored with a normal rainbow kiss, do you want to try an premium rainbow kiss instead? I have the skittles
Premium rainbow kiss by Alpanda23 February 24, 2021

Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.
I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss

german french kiss 

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss
Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss
german french kiss by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021