the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023

Feed the horse

The act of pouring granular sugar into your asshole and having a horse lick it out with they long tongue, and them soft lips.

"what took you so long we've been waiting three hours"
"*visibly still cumming* Sorry dude i had to feed the horse"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

give a horse

To give ur freedom up to love

Bro give a horse to her .So she knows how much she means to u

by Purpleturtle7878 October 25, 2023

Honi-horsing

When a horse pleasures himself peeking through a door watching two unconsenting people having a sexual intercourse

Example 1:
"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
Example 2:
"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"

by Pán Blbý June 12, 2024

Squabble Horse

1. A person who creates randomly obscene insults on a whim.
2. A horse who enjoys starting and/or engaging in fights

Sierra is a squabble horse

by Kayla_bean12 January 3, 2011