by HarmonyG. February 26, 2008
Get the Sex Me! mug.by bekki and clare March 5, 2008
Get the check me mug.A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.
"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"
by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008
Get the Touch Me Not mug.when a female says 'do me' it means you have to fuck her clit until it bleeds. you also have to make her cry.
oh, mark, do me!
by jacob lamb November 22, 2003
Get the do me mug.short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.
person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.
by cesar August 18, 2003
Get the tex-mes mug.Bernda: Hey Jury, scooze me.
Jury: Bernda, I didn't know you were ready
Bernda: I was born ready! I'm a rebel child!
Jury: Bernda, I didn't know you were ready
Bernda: I was born ready! I'm a rebel child!
by Bernda December 15, 2008
Get the Scooze Me mug."Joking Me" is a way to ask your kid if they are lying and getting them to admit they are lying to you.
Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you
"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..
If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you
"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..
If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
I can get my kid to admit they are lying just by saying r u JOKING ME...and it makes life just a little easier cause they think they are funny but they think I am funnier just cause I keep saying r u "JOKING ME"
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 1, 2017
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