Fat Girl Confidence 

When a fat girl you know is overly sassy and acts better than everyone to hide the fact that they're fat.

That one girl in my history class has too much fat girl confidence

Fat Girl Confidence by cheezwiz89 January 20, 2015

fat dan 

Fat Dan, known to be of the Howlett family, did not inherit the healing powers of his stronger half brother Logan. Instead, Fat Dan was gifted with the ability to drink all of his mate’s lager before anyone else has finished their first can. This power also extended to pubs where Fat Dan would drink in at least three different rounds simultaneously whilst still getting himself an extra drink. Fat Dan is also know to enjoy the occasional lager top, lager and lime, and cider and often pretends that these are socially acceptable drinks for a man. Excuses for these drinks often involve low carbohydrate diets when we all know that Fat Dan is trying to put on weight in an effect to increase his drinking threshold.

Fat Dan, why don’t you get you speedos on and go to Bradleys

fat dan by Duke21 May 13, 2004

Fat Soul

Used to describe a woman who is beautiful, but her bad attitude makes her undesirable.

I would totally hit on Janice, but she has a fat soul.

Fat Soul by Meeko Vino March 31, 2009

Fat guy gas 

A type of gaseous irritant which causes burning of the eyes, swelling and post-nasal drip in obese individuals only.

Dude, did someone release some kind of gas that only effects fat people? <(Fat guy gas)

Fat guy gas by GeneralCane May 18, 2009

Fat Breathing 

When someone breathes overly hard, unnecessarily into a gaming microphone producing a very annoying windy effect to other gamers. This sound its what it sounds like when a fat person is breathing heavily, like when they walk up a flight if stairs.

Dude, quit fat breathing in your mic, it's so annoying!

Fat Breathing by Veggie Face July 25, 2010

Fat Tire 

A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.

The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.

There was no way in hell I was going to bang her so I gave her a Fat Tire instead.

Fat Tire by COCOPAHA April 7, 2009

Fat Friend 

A grossly overweight and bitter young woman who finds a social outlet by becoming “Best Friends” with a much more attractive girl then manipulating and ultimately controlling her life to live through her.

Extremely hostile to most of her attractive friend’s friends and especially all of her boyfriends. Will interfere constantly with the view to splitting them up by any means necessary.

Will constantly “Feed” her victim until she’s approaching the same weight category and level of unattractiveness.

Dave: "She was alright, that bird. You slipped up there, Jim."

Jim: "Wan't my fault, Dave. It was her fat friend sticking her oar in."

Fat Friend by UpYourKilt August 30, 2011