facebook conservative

Someone who actively posts' propaganda against Obama and thinks all Liberals are stupid. I don't care if you are a conservative or republican but facebook conservatives are a brand new kind of stupid. I don't like Obama either but get a fucking grip.

If I see one more shared picture on my wall comparing flight checks to the Nazi's, I will become the richest person in the world and hire the best hacker in the world and the best hitman in the world just to fucking hunt you down you shit faced motherfucker. By the way, I don't know why you are blaming Obama, because Obama doesn't fucking run the airport you stupid fucking facebook conservative.

by CF98wot February 11, 2013

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facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009

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Facebook Referee

Someone who breaks up stupid facebook fights. Usually someone who is tired of people using facebook to argue and would just like to see the two combatants fall in deep holes. Usually a person who doesn't know the the people arguing that well, and so will not face backlash from either of them later on for breaking up the facebook fight.

Facebook User 1: y0ure dummm!

Facebook User 2: n0 yore dummm!

Facebook referee: Will you both shut up and do something productive with your lives?

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

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facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011

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