cheese-eating surrender monkey

n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.

"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."

by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004

Eat out to help out

When you try to make things better but you just fuck it up 10x worse in doing so.

Did you see Adam smashed all of Natalie's plates when he wanted to clean them up for her. Proper eat out to help out, that one.

by RichFatty December 30, 2020

Eating My feelings Out

Paranoia.

Tom: You're such an Amazing Star, Jan. You wanna grab a bight to eat?
Jan: Go fuck yourself.
Tom: Awesome! Well, I'm satisfied, primarily since I'm eating my feelings out right now.

by Psedubulbisaraffect July 16, 2016

National eat coochie month

Starts jan 1st at the time any clock strikes 12!! GET YO HEAD BETWEEN SOME THIGHS FOR GOOD LUCK ALL YEAR!

Omg! I didn’t eat autumn’s coochie on Jan 1st on national eat coochie month, my whole year is gonna be horrible

by Doyleily December 28, 2021

I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

Man who eat orange

Referred to the men who pleasure women by giving them oral sex.

Jane: I like real men
Lize: Real men???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.

by Keshali November 23, 2020

I was eating those beans

Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans

I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!

by Goat._ September 7, 2021