Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
by Badass6995 June 6, 2018
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by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018
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I was in love with Chris..
But he can throw u like a trash.
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But he can throw u like a trash.
by No one only me May 29, 2018
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