Buzz-Boner

Buzz-Boner refers to the amount of buzz in a certain place . If a buzz-boner is on a flop then the place is not fun ; e.g. Church or a Retirement home . If you have a stiff Buzz-Boner you are at sweet house party or a good club .

Person 1 : Man , how was the party last night .

Person 2 : It was shit , some dude got sick on my pooltable and put my Buzz-Boner on a flop .

Person 1 : What a fucking fun-sponge .
Person 2 : Yeah I know right .

by Andrew1134 May 7, 2009

miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011

Why Not Boner

That moment when you know you should have an erect penis but don't for one reason or another be it known or unknown and it makes you angry.

I can't get hard for this girl because she has a boyfriend. FUCK! Let me go make some shit up for the urban dictionary. "Why boner" is when you're confused and horny. I'll call this the "why not boner".

by Dang it, Bobby! January 3, 2019

boner mode

When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick

Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."

by Average_joe420 March 20, 2016

Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country May 20, 2014

granny boner

a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.

Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long

by mer&shon March 10, 2012

boner game

a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his 'funparts,' and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.

its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.

"dude, i was playing the boner game with emma and becky, and emma TOTALLY CHEATED" "no way broski what happened?" "i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my cock! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!" "that BITCH!" " i know right" "seriously."

"hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the boner game?" "sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!"

by Jeremy and Ryan March 28, 2008