by DaveIROC-Z May 20, 2007

by Satanlovesjews November 11, 2017

#Tim: Jess, gimme a blow job.
#Jess: What's that?
#Tim: Put my dick in your mouth and head band that shit!
#Jess: What's that?
#Tim: Put my dick in your mouth and head band that shit!
by Tamponnnnn June 8, 2009

"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."
by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011

This phrase was coined by a bunch of crazies from south western Pa. in the early 80's. It was used to piss off whomever was in earshot... usually shouted at the top of your lungs in public places...
by chazmataz December 2, 2004

by Blaze<3 October 21, 2011

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.
by TackityTackTackTacky December 7, 2012
