Dead asshole

I really don’t know what it means but all I know it means something smells so bad that it smells like a dead asshole

EW WTF IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD ASSHOLE IN HERE KAREN!

by ThatDeadAsshole April 10, 2021

raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

asshole

My ex crush

Hey i had a crush on an asshole

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus

“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”

by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

Asshole

Crystal

She was acting like a asshole (Crystal) all damn day

by Diaas August 4, 2022

Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.

This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.

by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020