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Alex

HE IS A DUMB BITCH
WHO JUST IDK KSKSKKSKSK HE IS DUMB YEAH
me : he is alex right that dumb bitch
Others : oh yeah he is handsome tho
by Balalalallaa March 30, 2022
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Pulling an Alex

When you have been playing for a sports team for a long time and never contribute
by ok73773 March 14, 2018
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alex hambly

the wettest but also warmest solider in general Millie's army
"seen that letter he got? He must be a alex hambly
by Fowler laad69 January 28, 2018
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Alex

/ˈæ-leks/

The boy you’ll never forget.
The one with the warmest hands and the softest, most gorgeous brown eyes that somehow see all the way through you — even the parts you hide. He’ll make you feel safe just by standing next to you, and ruin you for anyone else with the way he says your name like it’s a secret. Probably says things like “I missed you so much” into your neck when he hugs you, and kisses your forehead like he’s afraid of losing you.

The boy who made you believe in past lives.
Because how else could you explain how familiar it felt to fall for him? The soft voice. The way he looked at you like you were the only thing in the world that made sense. The way he always made sure you were okay — physically, emotionally, spiritually. Even when he didn’t know how to say it. Even when he didn’t say anything at all.

The storm shelter.
He held your face like a question. Hugged you like an answer. He was warm skin and safe hands, soft glances and quiet laughter. The boy who stayed up with you, who kissed your head, who whispered “I missed you” like a confession. He might’ve closed off sometimes, might’ve shut down when it got hard, but deep down? He was made for love. And he loved you.

Still showing up in your dreams.
Still lingering in your hair. Still the first person you’d tell if something big happened.
“you don’t just get over an alex — you survive him, one memory at a time.”

“he wasn’t perfect, but god, alex loved me like i was everything.”

“i met him once at camp, but somehow, alex has been with me every day since.”
by riripoo July 12, 2025
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Sasha Alex Glover

A gay add white boy who does lots of steroids mixed with meth. He sucks Cock for a living and raped underage girls for fun.
He looks like a rapist he is definitely a Sasha Alex Glover.
by Sexiest Native Ever July 29, 2019
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Alex Dimicco

An absolute psycho of the Australian variety. He absolutely adores American psycho and literally hates women. He is based, and red pilled. He is completely desensitized to real violence and a closeted incel. He speaks frequently about how he wants to/has murdered his co-workers at his full time job at McDonalds although he of course hasn't. He is distraught from his past relationship and has a tendency to sink to the bottom of his pool and stare at the stars to relive the golden days of his "relationship".
Friend 1: Did you see Alex Dimicco yesterday at Friend 3's party?
Friend 2: Yeah he had femoids buzzing in his ear.
Friend 1: Based.
by AmongUsIsMyFavouriteGame January 20, 2022
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Alex

A girl looking for a female definition but can only find guy names.Normally small and plays video games.She can be very loud but silent at the same time and always plays video games.She typically blows her money on stupid shit and acts like she’s gang affiliated.
Boy1-“ damn did you see Alex today”
Boy2-“hell yea I was lookin at her shoes tho not her”
Boy1-“ima hit and run that bitch
by Minecraft is a rock October 26, 2019
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