Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

by typpwr August 2, 2022

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

fake genius

some kids in prepuberty/puberty use to call themselves genius in Minecraft, Youtube, etc, by using an intentional perfect ortography and "being" a prodigy 10 years old kid that plays piano, is 1'85 metres tall, speaks 7 languages, is a professional drawer, knows programming, and most importanly: they have Asperger so they dont do jokes (all this bullshit is for winning a online girl and/or being an edgy/dark anime character).
IRL they are 13 years otakus Minecraft hackers, 1'65 metres tall, knows one language (maybe 2), draw stickmans and does Minecraft 2x2 piston doors.

online gamer girl: how are you mr_anonyrexgamerpro?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Hello, how are you.
ogg: how was your day?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Fine, I read a physics book all day, I drew an hiperrealistic drawing and I compose a new song in piano.

by xzzy October 22, 2019

fake

Ty-hana

Ty-hana looks like a piece of unused wood with her fake ass

by DICKANDTITSUCKER October 24, 2019

Fake

Dominick Morales

"Bro, I saw your gf laughing with her ex, Dom, last night. He was putting on his clown mask and pulling all his jokes on her."

"I knew Dom was fake"

by sharksunite October 24, 2019

Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.

she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends

by darkseid007 October 25, 2019

fake friend

a dumbass prick who was thought to be nice but weren’t 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 mostly horrible and stab u in the back half the time

she’s not nice i think she’s a ‘fake friend’

by tomatosawce🤘🤘🤘 (bibaaaa sksksk October 31, 2019