Christian

A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.

Damn bro your acting like a Christian

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024

Christian

Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.

Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian

Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you

by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016

Christian

Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.

The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.

The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.

If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you

by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021

The Serious Christian

One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!

Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"

Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"

by The_Intellectual_Individual October 19, 2018

Christian Hill

Has a Horse Cock. Wants to kill himself. He has mild autism and multiple personality disorders. Christian Hill is living in a lie. Everything he does is faked by his persona and everything he feels is misguided by his inability to understand his emotions. He will probably join the Marine Corps and regret it.

Wow. That retard seems like Christian Hill

by iSad69 November 27, 2021

Christian

Usually the baddest female around, has a lot of niggas wanting her but she pays no mind to them. She's smart as hell and extremely caring for others when she wants to be and funny as hell. Don't get on her bad side cause she can be a bitch.

Dang is that Christian? She be getting all the niggas

by 10983892sup April 15, 2017