The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.
by uhprofile November 22, 2024
Get the Max Sonic-chebsmug. max is a fat retarted motherfucker who thinks he is cool because he rubs cream on his dick but in realty his pp is less than a centimeter long and it looks like he is trans he is a complete idiot and you should never trust him. he is revolting to all the girls and all he wants is to have sex with them he is a truly disgusting person.
by 6969696969699669699696996 May 14, 2020
Get the maxmug. When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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by Playtard July 15, 2019
Get the Bucket Maxmug. by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022
Get the Max Morrisonmug. Overdoing It/ Doing way too much, overacting, being too loud, or just pushing it past normal limits.
-“She was maxed out at the party — heels too high, makeup too loud, tryna be seen.”
-“Bro actin’ maxed out just ‘cause he got a lil attention.”
-“Shorty was cool at first, then started gettin’ maxed out once the cameras came on.”
-“Bro actin’ maxed out just ‘cause he got a lil attention.”
-“Shorty was cool at first, then started gettin’ maxed out once the cameras came on.”
by playacentric October 9, 2025
Get the Maxed Outmug. A guy who's either one of the best people you'll ever meet or the worst, there's no inbertween. More street smart than academically intelligent (unless he is more of a Maximus) and knows how to charm the ladies, yet is oblivious to how obvious he flirts. Don't be fooled by his strong outer shell and dark jokes because at heart he is very caring but doesnt always know how to convey it in the right way. Overall, beneeth deep secrets that every max has is a genuinely good guy.
by Walkingdictionary5 November 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by Soap112 September 29, 2021
Get the Max and theomug.