National use Windows xp day

National use Windows xp day is a day where you have to useWindows xp pro for the day

Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex

by midasxd October 17, 2021

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022

New Good Windows Boy Humour

funni meme by dingus kid

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023

Double Glazed Windows

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀

BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS

by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023

get help with file explorer in windows

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake

*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"

by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024

windolt

A Windows user who is convinced that because the OS they use is clunky, prone to crashing, requires set up wizards and a 3 button mouse to operate that it somehow makes them smarter.

windolt: Macs suck. They only have one button on the mouse!!!

mactard: Ummm.. we really don't need more than one.

windolt: Ha! Mine has three! It's harder to use!. I must be smarter!

mactard: Umm.. yeah. The set up wizard just crashed your computer, you fucking windolt.

by J. McClure December 31, 2008