Thomas

1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.

"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."

by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023

Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.

Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman

by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023

Rufus Thomas

"Rufus Thomas" is a phrase that is often used in disbelief with a highly desirable male, typically one with high charisma and stature, enters a room or other location with people. This phrase is typically associated with people in the cryptomining industry. The phrase is most frequently used by people involved in the industry as a sign of respect or desire relating to the male.

Rufus Thomas... I bet he has a lot of Bitcoins!

by Malefus April 2, 2025

Thomas Merrey

Tall and lanky is usually an attractive attribute for a male... however in this case he turns out like a nonce

The modern Jimmy Saville or Jefferey Epstein could be considered a Thomas Merrey

by Dihmitri April 6, 2025

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Thomas

An Australian copper head who claims he is blonde, doesn't do his schoolwork and treats warnings as a joke. You can trust him, but he always tries to be close friends with bad people (Specifically enemies) and will acknowledge the fact that they aren't good people but will still do it because he is too fucking nice. Oh, and he will keep trying to find excuses even though it is obvious.

Teacher: Thomas, Do your work now or I'll send you to da ooffice. Oooo godness gracious me I'd like some Chicken Tika Masala
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)

by AGuyFromBelize June 5, 2025

Thomas

A hot sexy asian who does his work and helps his friends

I love kids they are so much fun is what thomas says

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024