Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af

Wow I have a black biological daddy!

by Enemy men August 21, 2016

Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.

I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few

by 21babygirl July 9, 2017

Felix’s Dad

A Dilf

did you see Felix’s Dad?
yeah hes such a dilf

by SaYmon__ November 21, 2021

girl dad

similar to a malewife, in which a man takes up traditionally women's roles.

a very good father, usually to girls.

a girl dad takes his kids to parks and makes their lunches

by radiorevel January 2, 2024