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Dutty wank

To wank into a sock
Think I’ll have a dutty wank don’t want to make a mess
by Johnalohn April 22, 2022
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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.
Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
by BizBiz December 19, 2006
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can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.
Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.
by ladydady December 16, 2015
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yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug
I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago
by James Brucellosis July 9, 2016
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pinky wanking

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.
hey i was at this posh orgy last nite

did you make sure you were pinky wanking

of course
by mason54m May 30, 2010
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Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man
by Broham May 30, 2019
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Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.
by Oure April 21, 2021
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