by Johnalohn April 22, 2022

by BizBiz December 19, 2006

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.
by ladydady December 16, 2015

by James Brucellosis July 9, 2016

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.
by mason54m May 30, 2010

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
by Broham May 30, 2019

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
by Oure April 21, 2021
