Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

ladies night

The night I lay deez nuts on your face.

Person 1 to Person 2: You ever been to a ladies night? It's the night I lay deez nuts on your face.

by you're all wrong February 2, 2022

lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.

She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long

by foodie52 October 22, 2017

lady globes

the testicles on a trans woman

I had a nice date with Lola, but it was a little surprising when I got lady globes across the nose during the after party back at my place.

by CyborgimusPrime December 11, 2022

Lady whiskey

Any flavored whiskey I.e. Cinnamon, honey, or fruit flavored. Predominantly drank by women and occasionally by men who have drank so much real whiskey that their gullet, or gag reflex can no longer handle any real whiskey.

Lady whiskey will get you drunk if you have enough of it.

by Rccola1522 November 30, 2017

Edie the egg lady

Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey

Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021