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passion tea lemonade

Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.

Extra points if you order it without sugar.
I'm sooooo drained from yoga, I need an IV fluid of passion tea lemonade, stat.
by collegebitch August 31, 2016
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Green Tea Addict

A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
Green Tea Addict is getting defensive again....
by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018
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Tea

when one tells a bit of gossip that makes them big mad
Girl: i am bored, spll the tea!
female: ok, karen is havng sex with josh
Karen: -walks in big mad-
by Solar. February 19, 2019
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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
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Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
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tea

mmmmmmmmmm.....TEA
by llolloll February 4, 2020
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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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