sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019

Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

clear socks

clear socks are gayer than no socks, never take a risk, always have on socks you can see.

Yo I saw you kissing that guy, and you aint had no socks.
Yes I did they were just clear socks
You might as well wear no socks *smh*

by Biggest Dumn July 23, 2020

kooter sock

Using one's sock to clean vagina "hoe bath when you don't have a wash rag"

"I found a kooter sock in my garbage after she left my house in the morning"

by Keegs88 January 10, 2024

Stink socks

Any socks worn by Jack Savage

Alice: Oh man are those the smelliest socks in the world!?

Nicole: no… they’re worse… they’re stink socks!

by Nvcs1 October 14, 2025