Social Media Romantic

A Person Who Has Several Short Lived Romantic Relationships That Are Publicized All Over Social Media.

She Be Talking To Everybody , She Is A Social Media Romantic

by CocoPGE January 15, 2017

Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.

Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?

by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020

social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 24, 2020

Social Dickstancing

During the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020- when a guy practicing social distancing sends out a dick pic.

Dude: Yo, I've been practicing Social Dickstancing and sent a pic of my dick to Sherill.

by JT Fett March 29, 2020

2020 Social Climber

Someone who aspires to share dinner in a restaurant with another person, before the year is out.

He accepted that he was a 2020 Social Climber, longing to be invited to any party, where he would weave fanciful stories of having been anywhere, and rubbed elbows with anyone.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020

Social Tristencing

Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing

by Jack Chat March 31, 2020

Social DistanTeam

Two or more people who are serious about practicing Social Distancing in these CoVid19 times.

The folks on our street put together a block party, where each family stayed in its own driveway, having fun and staying safe as part of a Social DistanTeam.

by Zinegal March 31, 2020