chastity irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual will have sex with someone, regardless of whether or not they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married

Dan wants to hookup Penelope, regardless of whether she wants to have sex before marriage or wait until they get married. He has a chastity irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 October 14, 2021

Usbo-sexual

Straight, but with a preference of either pan-sexual female or a straight female.

I'm Usbo-gender or Usbo-sexual.
Thanks Urban!

by NewModernDefinitions October 19, 2021

Bi Den Sexual

A self proclaimed republican that in public bashes Biden but behind closed doors loves Biden and is a RINO.

Dude did you see his fb page? He likes and follows Biden’s stuff. Clearly he’s a Bi Den Sexual.

by MeaterMahi October 28, 2021

Charlie Sexual

Charlie sexual meaning you have an extreme attraction to people named Charlie (especially if thicc)

Dave. I'm Charlie sexual
Charlie. Fat nonce

by WagwanLad879 October 29, 2021

E Sexual

E sexual is that you have an attraction to people with erectile dysfunction

James: Hey Ben I think I am E sexual

Ben: oh is that the one where you are attracted to people with erectile dysfunction

James: Yes that is why I like you

by Trent Foster November 1, 2021

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

SEXUAL EXCREMENT

NUMBER 3

EXCREMENT that CUMS with you.

EXCREMENT you FACE UP too.

An explanation you have trouble conveying.

SHIT while you take a BATH.

I am SHIT AND PISS NUMBER 3 here within the SEXUAL EXCREMENT.

So PETER has SEXUAL EXCREMENT to deal with embarrassingly as HE SHITS when he cums all the time.

Yes, ALAN is kissing those FACES on the FECES as that his SEXUAL EXCREMENT he is livid with enjoyment.

Randy, you said how unbelievable your SEXUAL EXCREMENT feels when you are taking a bath EXITING FROM YOUR ASSHOLE the feeling and the smell adds to your pleasure.

I am trying to SEXUAL EXCREMENT ( SET U ALL EX WHAT MEANT) but you don't understand as it is INCOHERENT to you.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021