A word so ear wrenchingly annoying that every time I hear it I either want to stab my eardrums out with a rusty screwdriver or rip their fucking voice box out so they can't say the "S**g" word anymore.
Douchebag: Hey d00d I got teh SWAG bitch! You ain't got no SWAG like me cuz I'm the SWAGmaster level 9001 mothafucka!
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag: YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the world is benefitting already.
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag: YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the world is benefitting already.
by Cazaam September 25, 2014
Get the SWAGmug. C swag is the little sister to A swag. Both of which have held a job at the same company. C swag is rootless and likes to show up to work right at her shift starting time. C Swag is also known as Charlie. She typically gets bossed around by A dawg and Lady thug. She is one of the few who actually has friends outside of the work place as well. Ig that means she’s more successful than others or less lonely idk. C swag has an interesting taste in dudes.
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by Caitlyn Coughlin October 8, 2013
Get the Swagmug.