ur mom

A bad and terrible and awful comeback to absolutely everything and nothing.

person 1: ur mom is gay
person 2: you keep my mother out of this, and I'll keep this (point to your own penis) out of your mom's mouth!!!
person 3: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by cokandbalz April 15, 2022

Ur face

The best comeback of all time to any insult.

Person 1: "That makes no sense"
Person 2: "Your face makes no sense" (W comeback)

by biggiecheeseisthebest February 16, 2023

Ur mom

A homosexual that likes other women

T-series is ur mom

by FluffymuFFin08 September 15, 2019

ur mom

it means your mother, but it is used at the most hilarious times. funny people say ur mom and if you don't think it's funny then you can leave and remove yourself from this page

What did you eat today? ur mom

by holy mother forking shirtballs March 2, 2022

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021

ur brother a mother

the worst insult you could ever say to anyone. saying it results in the instant death of the one being insulted. nothing can stop it. don't use unless your life is on the line.

jon: "your mom gay"
max: "your brother a mother"
jon"oh god. OH FU-" *dies*

by tonyross May 13, 2018

ur mom

overrated your mom jokes used by middle and high schoolers

mike: haha ur mom
daniel: you are so inmature

by nOXisNotoKAy December 9, 2022