Hermit Mode

A point in ones life when someone deems it appropriate to wear a 50lbs turtle shell everywhere they go and start actively watching exercise videos.

Guy 1: Have you seen Roshi today
Guy 2: Ya he's in hermit mode

by DirtyDowgg May 14, 2023

mode 7

The greatest fart of them all

Damn you Oooloo, did you let out a mode 7? PEUN!!

by roro September 24, 2003

SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021

modal

a mix between a douchebag and a queerbait

my lands!, colton is such a modal

by big eagle June 15, 2008

Apple pie a la mode

On the telephone, talking to someone. Began in the south east. It's underground, people.

Whatcha doin?

Apple pie a la mode!!

What is a telephone?

by Meegano August 19, 2004

mobel

A device or gizmo used to clean and degrotify elderly vagina's. Shaped like a spoon, the batteries inside make a rotary motion, spinning the head at a constant 30 rpm's.

What is that rancid smell? Tell gram to use her Mobel.

Hey Ma, come check out the new episode of 24. Wait, not before you use your Mobel!

by Justin O. C. September 27, 2006

light mode

people who use light mode eat shit and suck on old mens toes

don’t be a light mode user.

“yo alan is sucking old man dave’s toes”

“ah, he must be a light mode user”

by imoldmandave April 15, 2022