Michael Phelps

a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.

"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."

by The Palaceoflove October 17, 2008

Michael Jackson

A complete nonce that takes random children to parties at his house.

Michael Jackson is a nonce.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

michael jackson bad

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".

"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne

by yungbuck January 4, 2016

steven michael

An angry person that has yet to come out of he closet despite the fact that everyone suspects it.

Dude you know Steven Michael will joust a dude

by Realslinshady December 7, 2016

Michael Hickenbottom

An editor of UrbanDictonary.com who has no brain in his stupid head.

Michael Hickenbottom is a cunt.

by MichaelHickenbottomIsQueer February 6, 2013

Michael McDermott

hey michael, if you’re reading this then i love you so much. sorry you had to miss fort games today. it was fun as hell! well not all of it but it was really neat. i hope you remember what april 22 is. anyways even if you don’t remember and even though we’re not officially together ( ig ) i’m celebrating it. i wanna give you my insta account password so email me, if you’re reading this and it’s a weekend or it’s still spring break. you’re kind and sweet and i don’t want the school year to end so i can be with you everyday. if we’re not in the same classes next year i want you to know i’ll still remember you! there are so many reasons to love you and i just want you to know that. even if i seem distant or upset i still care a lot for you that won’t go away. -you know who

you: *sits down in a chair*
me: omg i love you so much, Michael mcdermott you make my day and brighten up my mood! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu

by sumimasenNAN.theFUK April 18, 2019

Michael Jackson

Issued black returned white

Michael Jackson he went from being black to being white what dummy. Julian's penis is big.

by BlackJackScrotum June 4, 2021