Mexican Football Section

The best section there is about football on Yahoo Answers. The section might have a number of trolls but thats what makes it unique no other section is like that. It has had it's reputation for invading section. The section has mainly fans from Club America,Club Deportivo Guadalajara and Cruz azul.

User:"Why is the Mexican football section better than the Scottish section?"

other user: Cause they are gay
other user2:they suck!

Futbol Club Deportivo Guadalajara Club America Cruz Azul

by mfsRules April 14, 2010

Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.

My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock

by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010

Mexican Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Fire Drill, but instead of stopping at a red light and running around the car like a little girl, the passenger must climb out of an open window on the car while it is still moving and proceed to climb across the roof of the car and into another open window on the car. This act of bravery and courage gets its name from the world of Lucha Libre where young men who wished to know the secrets of the Luchadors preformed this feat while blindfolded to prove their worth and "badassness". However, as years went by this became a mainstream thing and the blindfolding was phased out. A Mexican Fire Drill is preformed preferably at speeds in excess of 35mph.

Guy 1: Dude why have girls been falling so easily for Billy lately?
Guy 2: Didn't you hear bro? Billy did a Mexican Fire Drill while going 75mph on I-25, and subsequently girls view him as a symbol of pure masculinity and as a viable husband and father.

by Lead_Farmer November 27, 2013

mexican carwash

When you have anal sex with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your dick. Hence washing off your member.

Pedro really gave a great mexican carwash last night.

by mexican carwash July 12, 2007

Mexican hot dog

An uncircumcised penis. The origin of the term derives from the fact that the foreskin wrapped around the shaft of an uncircumcised penis is reminiscent of the bacon wrapped around the weiner of the traditional Mexican street hot dog.

I thought he was Jewish until he took off his underwear and I saw he had a Mexican hot dog.

by Dickmodel August 8, 2015

White Mexican

A hispanice who has white skin but still has hispanic features. Many of them believe that they are white but guess what hon...you aren't! The KKK would kill you just as eaisly as they would kill a darker hispanic. Oh yeah and southern white mexicans would you please stop wearing hollistor, A&F, and American Eagle.

Angel: where is that white mexican maria at?
Lana: oh that girl is over there with them white people trying desperately to fit in. She's even starting to forget her native tounge

by The Bad Q November 24, 2006

Mexican Booby Trap

A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.

Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?

Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?

by ope123 April 14, 2011