A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
by kieronthKid January 13, 2021
When your friend makes fun of you and puts you down, but then tries to clear their conscience by claiming their shit talk was actually friendly so you shouldn't make a big deal out of it.
Amanda: Haha how on earth you don't understand that? you're so dumb
Rachel: *insulted*
Amanda: You know.. in a light friendly way
Rachel: *rolling her eyes*
Rachel: *insulted*
Amanda: You know.. in a light friendly way
Rachel: *rolling her eyes*
by Shimooper March 05, 2022
de zavala mid school's light's went out and i heared from a 7th grader that it was actually fun she said when the lights came on they were in the gym playing a game but the lights went off again and everyone yelled yay and then the lights came back on
by bitchyasfuck January 19, 2021
African American little girl stopped to talk to a white couple with a baby. The African American dad yells out to his daughter "HOLD YOUR LIGHT" and with that the little girl puts her head down and walks away from the white family.
by Lisaluv April 04, 2023
by JamesIsLights October 19, 2022
Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 01, 2024
by Purified Dav1d December 20, 2019