no life dick

a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked

Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"

by MRZHXECHO September 8, 2023

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

The Regs Life

A lifestyle that includes and is limited to buying copious amounts of horrible on every level: Bland, brown and yellow, non-sticky bud, because you'd rather have an O than a 4th of the stuff you see in high times.

Scott: We live The Regs life, son!
Kushwanabagnow: Why would you ever do that?!?!
Scott: Look at all this!
K: I don't even want to smoke this.

by Kushwanabagnow July 19, 2011

jatt life

Crazy Cool Gangster life. Punjabi Music, Sardari(king life). Owning a tractor, land, farm, going gym and pure coolness

Nerd: Damn that jock guy, he’s getting all the girls

His friend: idiot he’s living the Jatt Life!

by LitGuy100 July 17, 2023

Life roulette

Someone who plays Russian roulette with everybody else's lives is playing life roulette

Lindsay played life roulette with other peoples lives until people started ending up dead, in a jail cell, or with irreparable damage done to their lives, families, homes, and so on.

by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019

Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.

Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk

by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018