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Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
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cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed
cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out
by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022
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Painted ladies

A row of brightly colored Victorian house s located in san Francisco's western addition near Alamo Park
I sent a postcard home of the painted ladies. That full

Moon in the background has to have been photo shopped!
by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021
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Lady Penis

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
Wow! Look at her lady penis!
by Lady penis lover February 17, 2022
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Lady soup

“I wouldn’t have minded getting me leg over, but it was lady soup on the menu.”

I can’t wear white because it’s lady soup week.”

“They say grizzly bears can smell lady soup from over 5 miles away.”
by Ladysoup May 9, 2018
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Purple lady

A "purple lady" is a woman who is gender nonconformist and embraces their duality, red/pink (female) + blue (male) = purple. It can also refer to a man who transitioned, becoming a woman. Hence, he is a purple lady. Found uncommonly but not rare either among American LGBTQ+ circles as a term of endearment and self love
Yoel: You see that girl, she's a bit of a purple lady!

Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!
by 7Yoseph77 February 22, 2024
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Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
Lady Scorpion is not.
by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022
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