Kido Lava

Most definitely a black star, a vessel of hope. His ancestors favorite son. Also known as shit starter or Jahbae

The lord favors me like am Kido Lava.

by Nqoba December 8, 2021

Dylan Lavalle

A person who loves the word moist and every thing that is moist.

With how much you love moist things your name should be Dylan Lavalle!

by Gelizabeth March 10, 2022

The Lavá family

technically the origin of the lady game. The family knows every secret to get a girl, no matter who it is, and all the females love them because of their griddy.

"That guy gets all the girls with his griddy. He must be from the Lavá family."

by eNgolaKonta March 31, 2022

moi lavver

An extremely Bristolian way of saying ‘my luvver’

Yuroite moi lavver, oim abbata giv yuz a perken loik

by tinybuddy April 12, 2022

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

Piss Laverty

A total hack/jerk off.

A real fuck head who can’t act for shit.

Hey Piss Laverty

What the fuck?

by DiamondFireSucks June 20, 2022

Zoe Laverne

Worst living person on earth

Girl A: "Who is your favorite tiktoker?"

Girl B: "Zoe Laverne! She's a queen!"

Girl A: "You just made your last mistake."

by that would be your mother July 16, 2022