kiss my ass

Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.

I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".

by T.Chick May 19, 2014

sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

kissing your teeth

A sound that is made with the mouth to show disapproval or anger toward something. Literally means kiss my ass. This action is commonly used amongst Jamaicans and other West Indians...

Person 1: You know your wrong.

Person 2: *kissing your teeth* I don't give a shit!

Person 1: Fuck you!

by kuruaisaburu March 25, 2012

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Eskimo Kiss Project

A trio of three woman who gave the YouTube audience the pleasure of being able to watch Alles Was Zählt (AWZ)'s supercouple Deniz & Roman (DeRo). The trio consists of Aldi, Lilith and Shelly (full names were not given) who are amazing at the descriptions they give, subtitles they provide for English speaking audiences and letting us watch the German soap itself! Eskimo Kiss Project is often shorten to EKP.

Person 1: "OMG Eskimo Kiss Project updated their channel!"

Person 2: "Seriously? No way!"

by Random Fangirl July 12, 2010

Mexican kiss of death

When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.

John: "How was your shit?"

Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"

by neo2k10 August 24, 2010

Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

by NZ Jack November 7, 2013