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Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose
by namestuffs January 20, 2025
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kevin

Kevin. kevin is the type of guy u dream of. he’s your ideal guy. he’s your dream guy. hes everything you’ve ever wanted in a boy. he’s funny, has great style, light skin, curly hair, braces, glasses. you will catch feelings so quick. But he doesn’t know how to love. he’s a terrible guy when it comes to anything more then a friendship. he plays with your feelings. always makes everything about himself. he doesn’t know how to listen. gives mixed signals. a liar. everybody likes him. fuck why does everyone like him. he talks to 12 girls at one time while playing them all. you will fall head over heals for this guy but he will always just hurt you in the end.
bye kevin
by the black badger November 13, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is just awesome.
"hey awesome"
" I'm Kevin? haha"
by bananafan69monke March 27, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is kind, caring, amazing and the best (boy)friend you can have. Even though I haven't know him for a long time I know he is the one I need. He is too perfect to be true, thats why I didn't trust him enough. He told me I was everything he wants in life, that I was the girl he wants to wake up to, that I am special, that he would never leave me. I wish I never argued with him. He didn't deserve me, but still wanted me. When I got mad again a few weeks back, he told me he didn't feel the same as he did in the beginning. I wish he could forgive me. I learned my lesson, I hope everything will be alright.
I really need you in my life Kevin and I'm sorry for everything. For making you do something you didn't want yet, for arguing with you about something stupid, for not understanding you, for only thinking about myself, for not trusting you. I didn't realise how wrong I was untill you weren't talking to me as you used to. You are the (boy)friend I never had in my life, you are my twin, my soulmate. You understood me like no one did. We are the same person. Without you in my life I'd be so lost.

I hope you forgive me and I promise I will never do that again and this time I really won't. And if I do you can leave me. I hope we can still be friends if you don't want me as your girlfriend. I hope I can get your hug for the first time after you have forgiven me, the hug you promised me. I want you, only you. I love you.
who is that? Kevin the person you need in your life.
by MeIsStupidAndInLove October 29, 2021
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Kevin Holland

Well maybe if he does a bunch of fucking steroids like TJ Dillashaw he WILL be champion, TJ.
Hym "Hey, maybe if he does what YOU did to become champion and he does a bunch of steroids, maybe Kevin Holland WILL be a champion. Who knows!? You did a bunch of steroids you fucking idiot. You did the steroids. Got caught. And then fucking LOST you fucking bum. You went on Joe Rogan talking about how fucking great you felt you fucking asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well
"hey look over there is that kevin?"

"yeah he's the child preditor!"

"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."
by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023
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A person who is lazy and struggles to handle difficult times, often coming out worse off. He is isolated and lacks supportive friends. He is insecure and lacks talent. He deserves death by death death.
I am a Kevin with a short life span.
by pakistani.kevin April 9, 2025
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