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Ramen Job

A highly regarded sexual movement sweeping the nation. A Ramen job, or "rj" as it has been collectively known as is when you prepare noodles of the Ramen kind, then proceeding to spread the cooked noodles all over a man's genital area. Then, the person giving the "rj" procedes to eat the ramen. Mmmm!
Jon: Hey, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night?

Trevor: Yeah man she gave me the best Ramen Job ever! Shrimp Ramen!
by Craig Allaby!<3 October 14, 2008
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Dirty Jobs

A show on the Discovery Channel, hosted by Mike Rowe, that shows the ins and outs of dirty and tedious jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Each week Rowe does the job on location with a team of experts, and often utilizes sarcasm and humor to cover his frustration and disgust. And you can tell when Rowe hates what he's doing. One of the most disgusting jobs he did was being a sewer cleaner, making molds from sharks and artificially enseminating horses.
Dirty Jobs is disgusting, but very entertaining, and shows me the jobs to actually avoid in this life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 14, 2009
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grease job

A super-smooth aircraft landing; one of those that you're not sure for a few moments that you're on the ground. One of the pilot's biggest payoffs and source of pride.
That landing was a grease job! Well done, Captain!
by Arsan Lupin July 13, 2014
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finger job

sex move with a man and a woman. The guy receives some hand but he is also fingering the woman at the same time.
John fingered sally while she gave him hand, they finger jobed
by sampson jameson February 14, 2008
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bagel job

Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.
"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."
by Joseph The Broseph May 2, 2006
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Rock-Job

Putting pop rocks in your mouth and giving a male a blow job.
"I went to the store and on the way I paid a hooker to give me a rock-job"
by Para_grini August 4, 2007
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Z-Job

When you get a rubber band and put it around your testicles. tie a knot, followed by sticking your ball-sack in a girls vagina, and your penis into their asshole (Or vice-versa.) :) and that's a Z-job
Dude, I was flirting with your girl all night, then I totally gave her a Z-job!
by Mr Killjoy February 6, 2010
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