John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John Gomez

Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.

"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."

by emoapple December 8, 2019

John deVairo

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.

Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO

by johndeVairo December 17, 2019

John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.

Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison

by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

John O’Neill

A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.

“John O’Neill is a worthless pile of shit.”

by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020

John Bridges

a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.

I am a John Bridges because i never do my homework

by John Bridges 123 February 4, 2020

John Kingsley

John Kingsley,a guy that is totally stunning with an undiminishing smile and has an amazing personality, every girl is attracted to him and if you are able to catch a John Kingsley they will love and care for you as well as always be there for you.
If you ever meet a John Kingsley in person, you'll realize that they are extremely gorgeous and easy to talk to and they can be funny at times but well disciplined, their voices are so melodious that's why their work with God is very unique.

Girl 1; omg your boyfriend is sooo cute.
Girl2: I know his name is John Kingsley, he has a nice smile.
Girl1: I don't think he ever gets angry.

Woman: I would want my child to be like John Kingsley, such a devoted boy with angelic voice.

by Jaykay🎖️🎖️ February 6, 2020