Jake Gyllenhaal

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Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

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by Orangerabbit77 April 9, 2019

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Jake Paul

Worse than 2020

Person 1: oh you know Jake Paul?
Person 2: oh the guy that is worse than Satan and 2020?
Person 1: yeah that's the one

by This username was taken July 13, 2020

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by Not-A-Jake August 17, 2024

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Jake

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by VerbalAssassinVEVO November 15, 2017

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