Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

by professional heckler November 26, 2017

Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 20, 2017

internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.

Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.

by Skeegan April 23, 2018

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

interesthing

When an interesting thing we see at first time,

A: Look at that thing over there!
B: Wow! Interesthing!

by Luckyfoxx January 18, 2018

internet

If you don't know what the internet is, I suggest you come out from under that rock you've been living under.

You can watch anime on the internet

by theimmortalturkey42 February 1, 2018

Interesting

When you know your about to get caught up so you play it off, like it’s all cool.

“ amber I saw you sucking dick and getting fingered at the movies. Interesting “

by Trizzyj May 25, 2018