A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill
by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017
Get the miller's pizza pocketmug. by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. by honey dickin February 26, 2017
Get the Vegas hot pocketmug. by SexManic814 May 9, 2018
Get the California hot pocketmug. Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.
Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.
by keviijiang October 18, 2010
Get the Hot Pocket Gamemug. You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020
Get the Italian Pocket Watchmug. by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010
Get the Iowan Hot Pocketmug.