"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.
"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."
by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019
Get the Go Boris mug.A phrase that describes how some people who don’t know much just go around guessing the answers to everything in order to appear as if they know something.
Yeah, at one time I thought he was a master of trivia but then I realized he had only mastered the art of appearing confidently knowledgeable while he was actually going on guesses.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023
Get the going on guesses mug.(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
by District May 1, 2018
Get the going cones mug.Being in a public place, no concern for other people's existence. Not giving a flying fuck who you tick off because you don't care. You are aware of how you are inconveniencing everyone but you are too tired to care about anyone but yourself and how cool you look not caring.
by urban literary consultant May 31, 2014
Get the Going Badass mug.When an uncle of questionable sexual orientation status visits Toledo, Ohio, only to go off the grid and be unreachable for a period of 24-48 hours. Upon return said uncle pretends like nothing is wrong with being so unavailable AND never provides any personal details about the trip.
My uncle disappeared last weekend. I sense he was going Toledo since he never said anything about it. I just hope he had a good time.
by windycitygal September 22, 2014
Get the Going Toledo mug.When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.
"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"
by BoingoBrown January 16, 2021
Get the Go-Gurt mug.Going to the bakery is the process in which one consumes a large quantity of marijuana causing them to get high or "baked" the phrase going to the bakeryis usually used when one is in a public situation and doesnt want other people to know he/she is talking about reefer.
"Dude this math test blows, as soon as class is dismissed im going to the bakery."
"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."
"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."
by tronasaurus April 16, 2013
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