i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”

by ILSDMUNCHING May 31, 2024

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can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

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We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

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Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

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